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Post by Makers on Jan 16, 2017 10:40:17 GMT -5
The Dead Horse A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.”
Donald replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.” The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.” Donald said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.” The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?” Donald said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!” Donald said, “Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.” A month Later, the farmer met up with Donald and asked, “What happened with that dead horse?” Donald said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495.”
The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?” Donald said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.” Donald will soon be moving into the White House.
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Post by scooter on Jan 16, 2017 10:41:46 GMT -5
lol
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Post by mooch on Jan 16, 2017 11:21:03 GMT -5
I offered to be a filter for DJT's Twitter account. But then he reminded me of some things I have said on Twitter and Facebook in recent months....
Did you hear about the protesters that were going to stand outside Ivanka's new home in DC as she moved in today? I suggested she hand out cookies and koolaid. Just an example. :)
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Post by Fish on Jan 17, 2017 18:32:42 GMT -5
Manning....clemency. Obama hates the military and police.
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Post by scooter on Jan 17, 2017 18:53:17 GMT -5
he's handing out passes faster than i put away buds
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Post by Fish on Jan 17, 2017 19:32:49 GMT -5
He's a sewer rat.
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Post by Makers on Jan 18, 2017 8:12:35 GMT -5
Sophie Allen
P.U.B.'s Limited offer
Like most Americans I wasn't thrilled with our two choice's for POTUS., hence Panty Un Bunchers are now available for a mere $19.99. Place your order now to insure delivery before inauguration day..MyPUB.com
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Post by Fish on Jan 18, 2017 8:15:52 GMT -5
Sophie should make a fortune.
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Post by Makers on Jan 20, 2017 6:25:28 GMT -5
Girls Scouts Under Fire for Marching in Trump's Inaugural Parade
The Girl Scouts of the USA has faced backlash for its participation in Friday's parade during the inauguration of President-elect Donald Trump.
More than 150,000 people as of Thursday afternoon have signed an online petition calling for the nonpartisan group to refrain from marching in the parade.
The petition, authored by junior troop leader Heather C. and addressed to GSUSA Interim CEO Sylvia Acevedo, states:
"By marching in Donald Trump's inaugural parade, you are failing to live up to GSUSA's values. Please do not make Girl Scouts of the USA party to normalizing racism, misogyny, and fascism. Do not march in the inaugural parade."
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Post by tomkd on Jan 20, 2017 12:47:46 GMT -5
This is a great day!
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Post by scooter on Jan 20, 2017 13:06:23 GMT -5
hypocrisy
plural hypocrisies
behavior that contradicts what one claims to believe or feel
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Post by brymel2 on Jan 20, 2017 13:15:58 GMT -5
Girls Scouts Under Fire for Marching in Trump's Inaugural Parade The Girl Scouts of the USA has faced backlash for its participation in Friday's parade during the inauguration of President-elect Donald Trump. More than 150,000 people as of Thursday afternoon have signed an online petition calling for the nonpartisan group to refrain from marching in the parade. The petition, authored by junior troop leader Heather C. and addressed to GSUSA Interim CEO Sylvia Acevedo, states: "By marching in Donald Trump's inaugural parade, you are failing to live up to GSUSA's values. Please do not make Girl Scouts of the USA party to normalizing racism, misogyny, and fascism. Do not march in the inaugural parade." Put your political views to the side Heather.....Why take away something that the kids would remember for the rest of their lives?
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Post by Makers on Jan 20, 2017 13:32:52 GMT -5
Sorry Trumpsters but this is funny
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Post by delphinus on Jan 20, 2017 17:01:24 GMT -5
I've learned to stay out of politics on this site because my views Differ so much from most here. This is why!
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Post by Fish on Jan 20, 2017 18:25:44 GMT -5
I was being semi-sarcastic with my Manning and rat posts. I, like reasonable people, accept and will support the victor after elections but venting is healthy as long as we dont attack each other.
Do feel pissed off about Manning though.
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