Post by magilla on Jan 3, 2016 21:05:02 GMT -5
A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a partially buried lamp in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish. The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever." "Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life." The guys says, "OK, then I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the national debt."
You crafty little bastard," said the genie
