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Post by Makers on Jan 4, 2016 5:25:25 GMT -5
Man with bionic penis to finally lose his virginity at 43 *Realizing the sensitivity of the situation we will identify this person by initials only.."Fish"
A MAN fitted with a bionic penis after his was ripped off in a childhood accident is poised to lose his virginity at the age of 43, will pop his cherry in the next few days with sex worker Charlotte Rose after a dinner date.
Fish, who lost his penis when he was six in a car accident, said: “I have waited long enough for this — it’ll be a great start to the new year. My penis is working perfectly now so I just want to do it. I’m really excited. I can’t wait for it to finally happen.”
Fish first had surgery to fit the eight-inch bionic penis in 2012, but it has only been fully functional for a few months.
It has two tubes running along its length which inflate when he presses a button on his testicle.
Charlotte, 35, will not be charging Fish when they meet up in London.
“I am so honoured that he chose me to take his virginity,” she said. “We plan to have a dinner date so we can get to know each other and then two hours of private time. I’m not charging him.”
Charlotte, who campaigns for sexual freedom and stood as an independent candidate in the Rochester and Strood by-election, added: “I’m happy to help him build up confidence. Hopefully he can then find a lovely lady to settle down with.”
Fish, from near Dallas, has been unlucky in love. Shortly after his operation he married, without telling his wife about his condition until their wedding night. She stood by him but the marriage did not last.
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Post by fish on Jan 4, 2016 6:16:28 GMT -5
18 inches. Media never gets it right. Next week I get balls.
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Post by Gooba on Jan 4, 2016 6:19:37 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by Makers on Jan 4, 2016 6:24:23 GMT -5
Guessing, not a hard decision....
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Post by fish on Jan 4, 2016 6:26:37 GMT -5
Guessing, not a hard decision.... Tired of toting those small potatoes in my drawers.
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Post by Makers on Jan 4, 2016 6:31:53 GMT -5
Charlotte just requested membership...
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Post by fish on Jan 4, 2016 6:35:34 GMT -5
Wow. Lots of lovin. Probably have to throw her some dead fish for good action.
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Post by Makers on Jan 4, 2016 6:46:35 GMT -5
LMAO!!!! Emphasis on DEAD Fish....
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